athingcalledjoe:

whatiwannasee:

athingcalledjoe:

whatiwannasee:

athingcalledjoe:

One time, Gatsby punched me in the face. It was awesome.

One time he met Warren G. Harding on a train, and he told him he was pretty. 

I hear he does car commercials… In West Egg.

I hear his self-esteem’s insured for 20 dollars.

I hear his shirts are so beautiful… People cry over them.

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My travel blog, in case y'all want to keep up on what I'm doing with my summer!

Oh, Mrs. Featherbottom. My favorite fake British nanny.

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thedailywhat:

Kids Review The Darndest Things of the Day: A bunch of austere British kids review Skrillex’s dubstep masterpiece “Bangarang,” and their responses are a riot.

The hands-down best review: “We. Rowdy. What is that?”

[thestranger]

Daily What, I disagree. Hands-down best review: “I think the drop is when you drop being sensible.” Most accurate description of dubstep EVER.

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

426. Tea is an amazingly useful thing. It gives you an excuse to talk to anyone.

qtmelnee:

“Slappin da bass!”

Neil Gaiman: On his favorite type of book

Interviewer: Do you prefer a book that makes you laugh or makes you cry? One that teaches you something or one that distracts you?

Neil Gaiman: Yes. Wait, do you think those things are exclusive? That books can only be one or the other? I would rather read a book with all of those things in it: a laughing, crying, educating, distracting book. And I would like more than that, the kind of book where the pages groan under the weight of keeping all such opposites apart.

thebluthcompany:

The First Visual Proof that Arrested Development is Actually Happening.

Vulture obtained a photo, taken at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, May 7, above a soundstage on a studio lot in Culver City, of Arrested Development creator Mitch Hurwitz hard at work on the show’s revival. Reached for comment, Hurwitz told them, “I was working in the room with the writing staff. We were discussing the Maeby episode.”

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The meaning of all the deaths in HP:

James and Lily: To establish the story line as well as to show orphans of war.

Cedric Diggory: To show Voldemort's mercilessness.

Sirius Black: To show Harry's lack of guidance/parental figures.

Albus Dumbledore: To show the death of a great leader can't stop a war.

Hedwig: To show the end of Harry's childhood.

Mad Eye: To show the death of a soldier.

Dobby: To show even the smallest of creatures can die a Hero's death.

Fred Weasley: To show that some deaths you just can't get over. And that's okay.

Tonks and Remus Lupin: To reestablish orphans of war.

Colin Creevey: To show that the good die young, even when they aren't supposed to.

Severus Snape: To show that you can always change your ways. Always.